Friday, February 27, 2009

How to Annoy Me

When you are done with your cigarette, don't just drop it on the ground, drop it on the ground AND THEN don't make sure to stamp it out. Because while I am fully aware that Smokey the Bear is not overly worried about your cig catching the sleet-drenched February-pathetic lawn on fire, I REALLY WANT TO DIE OF SECOND-HAND SMOKE FROM THE SIDEWALK.

Second-hand smoke from some hip thing in just-right jeans, well, that's another story altogether.

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