1) When Jesus promises that there is a place at his father's table for all true believers, does he mean like at a dinner party? And will there be quesadillas?
1.5) Is hell a plate of cucumbers that continuously refills itself, combined with the inability to spit back out what you've already eaten?
2) When Niel Diamond calls Cracklin' Rose "a store bought woman" does that mean that she's a prostitute or just that she had a boob job and wears a lot of makeup?
2.5) Apparently Paul Giamatti is in this new movie about characterizing and anthropomorphizing people's souls. Read all about it in the New Yorker. Willie Nelson's soul is an ear of corn. Dolly Parton's soul is a humming bird. Paul Giamatti says his soul is a slightly ugly painted porcelein frog. What is your soul like? What do you think my soul is like?
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Do you dislike cucumbers? I noticed the stack of uneaten cucumbers on the plate at Dobra yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI think your soul looks like a stained glass project. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I will eat your cucumbers if you eat my tomatoes. *shudder*
Regina--
ReplyDeleteGlad to find YOUR blog! My soul is a crying baby who needs a nap...
Yours, I'd say, is a might better...
Christine, I hate cucumbers with a passion that is unequaled by a large swarm of fruit flies making love to a slightly squishy banana.
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